- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

Penis!

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Left. That one direction...

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