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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

Anti jokes.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

So dont touch it

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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