Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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monkey sponge

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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