- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Chayton

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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