There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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i eat poop

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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You just won the game...

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Chuck Norris

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hi

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Chicken

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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