The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

the guy below me is gay

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

You smell bad? Cool.

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Roses are red Violets are penis

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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