the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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baby loves lalma

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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There's no "i" in tim.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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A blind man walks into a bar

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Nobody cares.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Anti Joke

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