- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

That's Racist

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

gay rights

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

A Banana wrote this...

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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