Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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