what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Womens Rights.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Chuck Norris.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Rebecca Black

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Did you know?

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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