How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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