A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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