What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

Two women were sitting quietly.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Japan called... They need help.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Cows go moo.

Society.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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