What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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How do magnets work?

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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This is not a good joke.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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