Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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