- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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