roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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