why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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"Up to 50% off."

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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