why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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