- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Boobs are nasty!

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

math test 2=2

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

What did you say? I don't know.

Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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