- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

lick my ballsack.... ok

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Gabe Mercado

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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