- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

The Irish man was sober.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Chuck Norris died.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

oh hiya come in

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

George Bush.

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