- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

"Up to 50% off."

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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