- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Sex. That is all.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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