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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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