- Anti Joke

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

The Economy

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field