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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

alert('hiiii');

Good.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Once upon a time.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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