what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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I have no ideas.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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