Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

I have no ideas.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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