Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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