Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Paul Dylan King!

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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