Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Tennesse

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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asian drivers.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Anti Joke

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