- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

i'm not gay

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

My mom caught me masturbating.

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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