- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

robin, get in the car.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

The 19th Amendment

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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