- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

robin, get in the car.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Woman's rights.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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