Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What's up? A direction...

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Rock mattress.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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