What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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anne hatthaway

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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MICHAEL

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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