A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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What break when you talk?

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Avery has crabs.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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jokes r dumb

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