What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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save water shower with friends

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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