How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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