What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

Hi Jacob You cool

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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