- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Woman's rights

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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