- Anti Joke

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

I'm going to Re-write History... History

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

how did little johnny die? i killed him