- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Penis!

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

Women's rights...

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Gestapo.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

whats better than 24................. 25

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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