Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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1234 5

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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