- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

What is black but also yellow? A song.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Women's rights.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

A woman comes at the doctor.

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