- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Turn around.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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