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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Hitler was Jewish.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Women Voting

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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