This is my joke. funny

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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hey bill!

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ha.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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I'm taken

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