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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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