Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Hitler is my role model

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Whats 0+0 0

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

You want to hear a joke? Democract

12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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