- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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