What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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Don't think of granny porn

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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That's Racist

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Do you need any assistance?

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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