How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Ancient Greeks rights

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What is worse

42

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

OGC - tilt your head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

i'm not gay

This is my joke. funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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