what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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