i'm not gay

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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