whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Knock knock What

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

Homework.

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Barack Obama

A baby seal walks into a club...

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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