Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Flab

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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A jew went to Germany.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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