- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Knock knock Who's there My dick

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Justin Bieber having an erection.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

A jew went to Germany.

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

brian mcgee is gay!

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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