Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Wats a joke?

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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