what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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The Bible

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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666

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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brett is a dick

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Knock Knock Come in

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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