What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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like for a handjob.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Anti Joke

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