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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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save water shower with friends

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Whats9+10 19

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What sucks?

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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