Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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