- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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