Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

The Bible

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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