Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Asians

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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ballsack

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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i'm not gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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