Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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A jew go out of a bar

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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