How do magnets work?

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

whats white and gooy liguid goop

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

69, hahaha

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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