- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

What's 9+10=? 19

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

The Bible

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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