Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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i eat poop

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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