Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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