What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Vagina-Boob

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Nice weather we're having.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

What is next?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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