1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Yo daddy!

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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dog

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Icecream

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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black people

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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