- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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