- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

marshal sterio had sex

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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