- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Why did I get raped

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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