- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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