why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

democracy

Women's rights

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Japan called... They need help.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

George Bush.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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