- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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