- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Can you see this brett? Connor

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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