Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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You just won the game...

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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