School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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A jew went to Germany.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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