- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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