- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Penis-Pump

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

The Charlotte bobcats.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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