What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

who smells? •Liam

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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What's the difference between a duck?

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

kennah campion... being nice

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Don't think of granny porn

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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