What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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