- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

who smells? •Liam

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

What's the difference between a duck?

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

kennah campion... being nice

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*