What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

9/11/2001

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Anti Joke

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