whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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Garry Glitters on here

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Poop

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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