Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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Gadaffi

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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Women's sports.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Jason Connor.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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