why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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God bless America, and no where else.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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69, hahaha

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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