knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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