- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Knock knock runs away laughing

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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