- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

What is the best part about football The scoring

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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