- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Six million.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

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