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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Women

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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