Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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