Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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whos gay? you are

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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