- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Chicken

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Dani barton= lovely

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

black people

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??