how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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How old are you? 20

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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JEWS

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Hey Caleb.

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