your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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toast points

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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