A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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minecraft

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Ouch.

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Woman's rights.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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