- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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