Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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minecraft

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Period Blood

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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test

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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