- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

I lost my tractor.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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