How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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hello

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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monkey sponge

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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