"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What is next?

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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i like tits

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