- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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