- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

What did the clock say? The time.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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