If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

a man walks into horse bar

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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