IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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haha, you're an orphan

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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knock knock go away ok

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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