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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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