- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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