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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Woman's rights.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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