- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

I lost my tractor.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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