Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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whats really hot the sun

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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