chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Hippopatomous!

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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