so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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whats brown? poop.

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Wheelchair high jump

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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