How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Video Games

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Anti Joke

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