- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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