What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

thumb_up thumb_down -17

man boobs

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

thumb_up thumb_down -25

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

thumb_up thumb_down -31

i dislike sack in my mouth

thumb_up thumb_down -33

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

thumb_up thumb_down -35

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops