- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

You want to hear a joke? Democract

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

There's no "i" in tim.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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