What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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democracy

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That didn't hurt.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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