WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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knock knock who's there?

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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OBAMA

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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