- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

I lost my tractor.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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