There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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