- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Jared Gough is a slut

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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