friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

thumb_up thumb_down +17

why did i fall? i got pushed!

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

thumb_up thumb_down +15

asian drivers.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops