- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

A child with cancer grows up.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

asian drivers.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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