- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Jason Connor.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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