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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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fabien

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Which one is hardest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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