A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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who is awesome? no one...

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Alt F4

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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