How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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The 13th Amendment...

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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42

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Womens rights

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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