A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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69, hahaha

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NASCAR

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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Hi

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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hi. thats what she said.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Anti Joke

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