What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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WTF BOOOOOM

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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