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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Women's Rights

PUDDING

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

rape that shit

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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