How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Cows go moo.

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Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Dick spice

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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