- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

I like to eat people

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Women

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Knock knock What

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Knock knock Come In.......

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Take my wife- to the store.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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