What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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