- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is victor? Old

lick my ballsack.... ok

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Kah-________-

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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