where do the women go? the womanarium

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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women playing football?

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Video Games

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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