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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Six million.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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