- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Garry Glitters on here

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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