- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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