- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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