- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

I am really good at math debating

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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