- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the child step on a ball?

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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