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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Don't think of granny porn

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Dislike this

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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9/11

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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PENlS.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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