- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Whats White and sticky? Semen

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

whats brown? poop.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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