Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Knock knock What

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Women Voting

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Time flies like a banana.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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